Ever since I discovered the entire series is up on YouTube, I’ve been putting together what I call a “snarkopsis” (snarky synopsis) for each episode and adding them to my StarCom lens on Squidoo. For instance:

Ah, Jupiter-home to bright skies and some sort of floating jellyfish things imaginatively called “airwhales.” Two floating research stations have been built to study these creatures, and the kindhearted Col. James “Dash” Derringer can’t wait to ditch his mother, Amanda, and younger sister, Lianna at one of the doomed stations. (Oops, did I say “doomed”?)

And to think, the series didn’t last more than one season! But seriously, check it out (even if only for some laughs).

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Anybody checked out The Numbers, a recent post by Gary Langer (Director of Polling, ABC News)? He basically discredited the results of one of his own ABC polls where Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich wound up light-years ahead of the other Presidential candidates.

My personal take on polls like this is that the sorts of web enthusiasts who gravitate toward the open-source community tend to feel like Paul “gets” them more than the other Republican candidates. Those types of people are also far more likely than the average American to do their own “independent investigation” of Presidential candidates, instead of relying solely on traditional sources like newspapers, radio or television network news.

News outlets such as ABC News really do a disservice to this country’s citizens when they focus more on a candidate’s perceived chances of winning than on that candidate’s political beliefs and philosophies. This shouldn’t be a popularity contest–we’re talking about electing the nation’s President, not a high school Class President!

So here’s my suggestion to Mr. Langer: instead of these “who do you think won last night’s debate” sorts of polls, do some research and compile a list of 10-12 congressional votes, public statements or other applicable insights into each candidate’s mind, and begin a series of polls focusing on them. Inform your audience, and then poll your audience on how they feel about the information you provided.

See, then you’d be seen as responsible and mature, and you probably wouldn’t feel the urge to quote 12-year-olds in your defense.

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Alright, some of you may not have seen the Season 3 finalé yet, so I’m going to hide this behind the cut: Read more »

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If the Republican Party wants my vote in ‘08, they’ll have to nominate Ron Paul. Here’s a few videos that might just show you why I feel that way:

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I was watching the latest sermon from the Mars Hill vodcast, and I couldn’t help but notice Mark Driscoll was lookin’ a little scruffy. Not only that, but he’s looking quite a bit like another scruffed-up dude I’ve seen recently: Roy from The Office. Just look!

Now that I look at ‘em together like that, I can’t believe I never saw it before!

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