I read this aloud on Sunday morning, and nobody kicked me out.

Matthew 15:7-9 (ESV)

You hypocrites! Well did Isaiah prophesy of you, when he said:

"'This people honors me with their lips,
      but their heart is far from me;
in vain do they worship me,
      teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.'"

Of course, it makes a difference when the person preaching asked for someone to read the passage. :)