Review: Horton Hears a Who

Horton Hears a Who!

This past weekend, Nicole and I took the kids to see Horton Hears a Who! It was Joshua’s first time in a movie theater, and he did okay. (He got a bit whiny toward the end, so I took him over near the door and held him a bit, and he calmed down.)

Anyway, the movie was a lot of fun. I had trouble keeping track of whether Horton and the kangaroo represented “mainstream culture vs. evil, close-minded fundamentalists” or “believer vs. atheist.” It was a little too disorienting to try and embrace both models at the same time—maybe due to my taking personally the homeschooling dig early in the film. ;)

As with previous Dr. Seuss theatrical adaptations, a number of additions were made to convert the 72-page book into an 86-minute film. Unlike previous live-action Seussian projects, however, these additions (for the most part) added something to the story without mutating it into a children’s book version of Ace Ventura. Even the anime fight sequence worked! The main exception in my mind?

Katie, from Horton Hears a Who!
“In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”

At first glance, Katie seems to have been intended to play the part of the cute toddler who sometimes makes strange remarks. She ends up just being creepy, though. Her character is so dissonant in relation to the rest of the movie that she doesn’t just seem out of place… she seems like a saboteur, intentionally seeking to derail the story.

Aside from Katie, the movie just works. So, since she doesn’t have much screen time, I’d give the movie 4.5 (out of 5) stars!

Speed Racer?

Speed Racer: Oh no, someone found the Lens Flare tool!

I’d like to just come right out and say it: I’ve never watched a single episode of Speed Racer, so I don’t know how faithful this adaptation is. That said, something tells me the Wachowski Bros. are going a little overboard here. This looks like it’s going to be another Batman and Robin, or maybe two hours’ worth of the virtual reality sequences in Spy Kids 3.

Spy Kids 4: Don

Don’t get me wrong—it looks like it’ll be fun. I just think films like this (that try to make the real world look cartoony) and films like Beowulf (that try and make cartoons look ultra-realistic) ultimately aren’t able to hold the viewer’s suspension of disbelief. At least, not long enough to deliver an engaging story. If it’s just about being a popcorn flick, then fine… but these days it’s getting harder and harder to justify paying movie theater prices. As of right now, Speed Racer is on my “rent on DVD” list. We’ll see how things progress as the film develops. (A pun! Get it?)

But hey, don’t take my word for it! You can see the teaser trailer for yourself at Yahoo! Movies.

On a mostly unrelated note, LOST fans will he happy to know that even this trailer has a “Jackface” contribution (Matthew Fox is playing Racer X): ;)

Racer X: angry, constipated and sick of wearing spandex!

My Favorite DVD Player

A few years back, when Nicole and I started watching DVDs on our computer, we started out with the software that came preinstalled… but that didn’t work half the time. Then we let one of those DVDs install the InterActual player. Oy, what a headache! We got such jumpy, twitchy video and audio through it that we almost gave up on watching movies at home.

Then I found VLC. Here’s a few of the reasons why I like it so much:

Unobtrusive: VLC doesn’t sit in the background hogging system resources from the moment you turn the computer on, and when you turn it off, it really turns off. (Take that, Quicktime and RealPlayer!)

Versatile: VLC handles pretty much any and every type of audio or video format I use, right off of a fresh install. And it’ll play files without trying to make itself the default player/viewer. I like being able to make that choice for myself, especially because the day may come when I move from VLC, and I’d like to be able to do that without worrying about what it may have done to the Windows Registry.

User-Friendly: I don’t need to be at Nicole’s side when she wants to watch something. That’s important to me. :)

Free: Praise God for the open-source community!

I’ll admit that there’s probably better software out there, but VLC seems to have the best mix of features and operability. And that’s not even getting into how VLC can record streaming audio and video… ;)

Introducing: Queequeg

Guess what I got for Christmas?

Yup, that’s right: a 30GB iPod G5. It’s great—I’ve loaded all my podcasts onto it, finally consolidated my home and office iTunes libraries, dumped in Address Book contacts and played around with the photo gallery. I can now listen to sermons (or American Radio) while I walk during my lunch break, and with the iTrip add-on I picked up, I now have my own truly conservative talk radio to listen to in the car. :D

The Downside: This means I’m now one of them. :o