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If you tell a story in the woods and nobody understands it, does it make any sense?

I’ve had this post sitting in my drafts since June, because it’s pretty rough on Megan (and Nicole said I shouldn’t post it). So why am I releasing it into the wild, blue series of tubes now? Because earlier today Megan’s boss, Seth Godin, wrote something that echoed the sentiments of this post: some people just won’t “get it,” but you shouldn’t insult them when it happens. Thanks, Seth!

The way Abraham Piper puts it, authors who want to be understood need to consider how their readers think. Of course, a storyteller could just take the stance held by Megan Casey at Squidoo, and when they don’t “get it,” label their audience “unimaginative”*.

Now sure, in the latter case you’re insulting a (vast?) portion of your audience in an effort to boost your own ego (”surely it’s their problem, not mine!”), but you can always double back and talk about how much you love the poor idiots, no really, and how it’s not their fault—they just can’t help it.

There’s a quote I’ve heard for years. It’s probably mangled by each person who references it; I know it’s been attributed to a few different people, including Einstein and E.F. Schumacher. Anyway, the quote goes like this: “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius—and a lot of courage—to move in the opposite direction.” If you find that your story (or business plan, or advertising model, or political platform) leaves most people scratching their heads, perhaps you’re not telling it well.

Surely this is one of the biggest reasons why Ron Paul failed to successfully capture the hearts and minds of the American people. He’s got some brilliant ideas, but he never quite figured out how to communicate them in a way the audience could understand and believe. (”Guns and butter,” anyone? I didn’t even get the reference, and I’m one of those “crazy Paulites”!)

The whole point of telling a story to an audience is to communicate something they don’t already understand—because if they truly understood it as you do, then they’d already be doing it. So if your audience doesn’t get the story before you tell it, that’s normal and to be expected; but if they still don’t understand after you tell it? You’re just not telling it well. When that happens, it’s your problem, not theirs. Don’t insult their intelligence (or their imagination) because they didn’t immediately jump on your particular train of thought.

Now please don’t think I’m just going to pick on Megan: she understands the proper course of action. She goes on in that same post to provide examples of different ways to tell the Squidoo story in an effort to help more people “get it.”

I guess it’s just the terminology that bugs me. As I see it, to judge an audience’s intelligence by how quickly they grasp your particular concept is lazy… and it can prove suicidal to your business. Megan contrasts the “imaginative” person (who made over 100 Squidoo lenses) with the “literal-minded” (unimaginative) person (who made 1 lens, was confused by or unimpressed with Squidoo, and left) and says that of course the “imaginative” person is better (and implies the “literal-minded” person requires hand-holding)! Me, I’m thinking maybe the latter person had enough imagination to see that no matter what was done, a Squidoo lens wasn’t going to meet their needs. It’s a completely valid conclusion, unless you have a cult-like lack of imagination obsession over the object of your affection.

Now if you want nothing more than a cult following from the far reaches of the long tail, then maybe this sort of attitude is okay; but if you’re trying to appeal to the masses—trying to bring in the “unimaginative”—you can’t afford the sort of narcissistic arrogance which blames others for not recognizing its “obvious” beauty.

* UPDATE: I was lazy, and failed to re-check the SquidBlog before hitting “Publish.” Had I done that, I would have noticed that Megan is now referring to “unimanginatives” as “literal-minded,” which is still kinda, sorta implying that people only give up on Squidoo because they “don’t get it” (rather than “Squidoo doesn’t meet their needs”), but as I said my biggest beef was with the terminology, I screwed up on this one.

Victoria’s Secret to Cut Back on the ‘Sexy’

Victoria's Secret Finally gets it!

You know, it’s gotten to where I don’t even want to go to a mall if they have a Vickie’s. They’ve gotten so brazen with their—let’s call a spade a spade, folks—pornographic window displays that Nicole and I have quietly boycotted them for nearly half a decade. I’m not the only one, either: I know of many men and women (mostly conservative Christians) who would like to shop there, but don’t want to support a store which seems more interested in selling immorality.

Now, finally, it looks like Victoria’s Secret is taking the hint:

“Victoria’s Secret… has become ‘too sexy’ for its own good, its top executive said.

‘We’ve so much gotten off our heritage… we use the word ’sexy’ a lot and really have forgotten the ultra feminine,’ said Sharen Turney, Victoria’s Secret’s chief executive.”

It seems the company lost quite a bit of money over the past year, and they’re finally returning to their roots: “The chain was started in San Francisco in 1977 by Roy Raymond, who said he was embarrassed trying to buy lingerie for his wife and hoped to provide a comfortable place for men to shop (emphasis mine). Married men don’t like being made to feel like they’re entering a strip club when they’re trying to buy something cute for their wives to wear in the bedroom. The store’s original owner understood that, and hopefully this latest news means the current owners now understand it, too.

The world at large seems to think that sex is for anything but a happy marriage. What originally made Victoria’s Secret unique was that they celebrated the marriage bed. When they gave up that truly unique angle and instead relied on cheap titillation, the attention waned and they started losing money. Good for them that they noticed before they went bankrupt.

Me? I just hope the changes are made before Nicole’s birthday. Or at least mine. ;)

McDonald’s adds cream and sugar, infomercial

Okay, you’ve got to see this: McDonald’s is finally cool again.

Not since the “transforming hotcakes platter” Happy Meal toys have I been this sure that Mickey D’s has hit the ball out of the park. :)