We’ve now started our 3rd year in Sarasota. While I’d love to say it hasn’t changed me, it’s currently 71ºF in the house and I’m shivering, wondering if I should adjust the thermostat to get the heater going.

This is a bad sign, but things could get much, much worse. If you happen to spot me driving around in a convertible, wearing something obnoxious and gold around my neck? Please just put me out of my misery right then and there.