Lawyers are ruining this country. Ruining it. We min too many of them and they subsequently have to find a way to make money, so they sue and make stupid laws. And since our government is made up of lawyers, it explains everything.

This is not to say that we don’t need lawyers, but we need a whole lot less them, plus we need to find ways of keeping them from making stupid laws, keep them from shoving money toward their cronies, and so on.