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Travis Seitler is a twenty-something guy living in Marietta, PA with his wife and two kids. Since 2003 He's been writing here about God, government and comic books. You can read more about him if you really want to, and you're invited to drop him a line, like, whenever!

Archive for January, 2008

One of these [candidates] just doesn’t belong 0

We Americans are a fickle people. We don’t just want a strong leader, we want a cheerful leader. Media establishments know this—just look at all of those smiling faces!

One of these things is not like the other…
…one of these things just doesn’t belong…

Hmm… it doesn’t seem like all of those candidates are happy. We don’t want a candidate who isn’t happy, do we? It’s a good thing that groups like CNN just report the facts, and don’t try to sway our votes on a subconscious level.

Popularity: 27% [?]

Election ‘08: Ron Paul out-performing Giuliani 0

While Giuliani is slightly (and I do mean slightly) ahead of Paul in the New Hampshire primaries, Paul trounced him in Iowa.

McCain and Romney? I choose to attribute their high numbers to the odd “you’re a bigger hypocrite than I am!” rivalry they’ve got going on. It just begs people to choose sides.

And that’s all the American people want, really. Two contrived “sides” so they can pick one and have the other be the enemy. Anything else would require thinking, and that cramps our style.

Popularity: 28% [?]

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