We Americans are a fickle people. We don’t just want a strong leader, we want a cheerful leader. Media establishments know this—just look at all of those smiling faces!

Hmm… it doesn’t seem like all of those candidates are happy. We don’t want a candidate who isn’t happy, do we? It’s a good thing that groups like CNN just report the facts, and don’t try to sway our votes on a subconscious level.