JOLLYBLOGGER wants to know how he can help the cause:

I’ve heard all of this stuff about humans cause global warming. Well, let me just say that I’m a little bit disappointed in my fellow humans because it seems to me that, at least here in North America, we are not doing a very good job of causing global warming this year. So, I am here to offer my services to Al Gore – I would like to cause some global warming.

I’m with him. I mean, frost after Easter in Baltimore? Fer cryin’ out loud, that’s just wrong! I’ve been walking in the morning this past week, and I really should be able to leave the house at 7am without a coat. Honestly, that’s not too far-fetched, is it?

Omigosh! I just realized… what if Al Gore has been right all along, and we’ve overcompensated! Al may have just singlehandedly caused the start of the next ice age! NOOOOOOOOOOOOMGPONIES!!!1!!!!11!!