I just saw this a few minutes ago at ICv2:
The singing and dancing Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man plush launches Hasbro’s new Spider-Man and Friends product line that targets the toddler crowd.
Now… the “Rescue Heroes” knock-offs (Firefighter Spidey, anyone?) I could [just barely] stomach. But a “singing and dancing” Spidey? There’s just something wrong with Spider-Man, Elmo and Dora the Explorer being seen as equals. 
And who’s gonna do the voice? Tobey Maguire? Christopher Daniel Barnes? I dunno…
Lil’ Wolvie says “Don’t pway wiff knifes!”
*snikt!*
Ooh, this is fun!
The Adorable Hulk: “No hitting!”
My Little Banshee: “Let’s use our inside voices!”
My First Cyclops: “Peek-a-boo!”
You win.
::dies laughing::
Tee hee. This is good shtuff.
Tickle Me Lobo: Get your hands offa me, Ya Bastich!!
Wrong publisher, Jer.
Oh! Oh!
Gerber Galactus: “I’m hungry!”
You’re slipping, man… “I’m all full up!” would’ve fit the theme better.
I’ve *been* slipping, where have you been?! Hey, at least I got the right publisher!
(that was a JOKE, son!)